They can be found by their wooden stools on the streets of Empire Bay and can be used by the player to get their shoes shined by them for $1.00. They tell you stories while they shine your shoes. Their shining does not actually make the player's shoes shinier or cleaner.
- "You look like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders. A nice clean pair of shoes will fix you right up!"
- "Hmmm... Looks like you've got some blood on your shoes, mister. No worries, I get this all the time!"
- "Shiny shoes, pal?"